February 2012
ayubutts:
you know… regardless of like, sexuality or lack thereof— like, wherever you are on the sexual spectrum
you can’t not like titties
even if they’re not all titties, like,
just your own titties or
your partner’s titties or tties on someone you
dont really like but that person has titties that look nice to you
there is
a titty for you
no matter who you are
theres a titty
Watchsolaravadamkii:
rilleh:
noteghost:
solaravadamkii:
sumsandsigmas:
nandeyan3n:
gloomy-teen:
sit your whore ass down
so much fucking win
500/10
give that man an award
Nigga had to whip out the daddy dick and put a bitch in her place. Props.
Thats fucked up man
did he really have to talk to her like that?
Yes.
The Hell.
He Did.
Imagine you’re on the train with your kid...
What you said: I don't believe in god.
What they think you said: I have anal sex with the devil.
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An average chat with my buddy Dan
Dan: Sometimes I like to think about horses running
Me: Sometimes I think about horses too
Me: But like think about a horse running with shoes on
Me: But also think about it forgetting to tie it's laces and then tripping on them
Me: Think of a horse tripping on untied shoelaces
I just got the biggest urge
to drink a nice glass of riesling and eat some nummy bree. Too bad I don’t have either of these things. Butts.
lotophage:
looneylolita:
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WatchSo, my roomies sister got this app on her phone where you can make your own cracked out videos. Srsly, we’re in tears. What is this, I don’t even. This one features me and my cousin Taryn.
WatchSo, my roomies sister got this app on her phone where you can make your own cracked out videos. Srsly, we’re in tears. What is this, I don’t even. This one features my roommate, Ashley.
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